→｜班门弄斧。…咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！…好好学习，天天向上！…你问我，我去问谁？…开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。…you ask me,i ask who?…good good study, day da…〔04-17〕

  →｜要钱还是要命？…王老五。…十三点。…不管三七二十一。…关公面前耍大刀。…wang old five.…no care three seven two ten one.…play a big knife before guan gong.……〔04-17〕

  →｜人山人海。…好久不见。…电源线。…朝三暮四。…要钱不给，要命有一条！…long time no see.…morning three night four.…want money no, want life one!……〔04-17〕

  →｜这是谁的男人？…不三不四。…走过路过不要错过…走过路过不要错过…no three no four.…Go past no mistake past.…〔04-17〕

  →｜龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！…表妹。watch sister.…美中不足。…心花怒放。…American Chinese no tenough.…Heart flower angry open.…〔04-17〕

  →｜有事启奏，无事退朝。…彼此彼此.…你给我站住！…知之为知之，不知为不知。…You me you me.…Know is know. No know is no know.…〔04-17〕

  →｜咱俩谁跟谁啊？…怎么是你？怎么老是你？…你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。…你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！…We two who and who?…How are you? How old are you?……〔04-17〕

  →｜炒鸡蛋西红柿的时候，拿着煮熟的鸡蛋在碗边磕了好久都不烂…炊时摸出烟盒中最后一支烟点上，直接把zippo丢到大火堆里把烟盒放回包里…拿着手机当火机点烟，拿着手机当电视遥控器一顿按。…早上迷迷糊糊的起床，戴隐形眼镜，结果打开盖子直接把眼镜泼到纸篓里了…一次加班半夜…〔04-17〕