→｜你永远不能战胜一个纯傻瓜，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。…吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁因我而死…晚到的老鼠有奶酪！…The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the…〔04-17〕

  →｜要钱还是要命？…王老五。…十三点。…不管三七二十一。…关公面前耍大刀。…wang old five.…no care three seven two ten one.…play a big knife before guan gong.……〔04-17〕

  →｜人山人海。…好久不见。…电源线。…朝三暮四。…要钱不给，要命有一条！…long time no see.…morning three night four.…want money no, want life one!……〔04-17〕

  →｜龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！…表妹。watch sister.…美中不足。…心花怒放。…American Chinese no tenough.…Heart flower angry open.…〔04-17〕

  →｜咱俩谁跟谁啊？…怎么是你？怎么老是你？…你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。…你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！…We two who and who?…How are you? How old are you?……〔04-17〕

  →经典点评｜☆什么是举一反三？就是举一个例子反对三个例子。/三人成虎就是三个人的力量加起来像老虎一样有力，所以我们要团结。…〔04-13〕

  →爆笑发言｜校长在礼堂讲话，英语老师做翻译。/校长：“各位老师们、同学们！”/英语老师；“ Ladies And Gentlemen!”/校长：“各位女士们，先生们！”/英语老师、想了下说：“Good morning!”…〔04-13〕

  →写作｜Dear friends and lovers of English, it’s Yang Li. I am back with more tips on improving your English. Having talked about reading and speaking skills, I am going to…〔04-01〕