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→益智笑话|一对健康的夫妇,很不注意计划生育,生了三个孩子,这三个孩子都只有一只右手,为什么?…爷爷送给小明一份生日礼物,小明一脚把礼物踢好远,爷爷却说踢得好,为什么?…桌子上有蜡烛和煤油灯,突然停电了,你该先点燃什么?…最坚固的锁怕什么?…在什么时候1+2不等于3?……〔05-01〕
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→作文|Mother’s Day is a day for the children to show gratitude to their mothers. As a small kid, I don’t have much money, bu…〔09-26〕
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→作文|Jack is seven years old. He lives in an ordinary family, unlike other child, he is much mature and knows to be grateful to his par…〔06-27〕
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→作文|Today, I learn a lesson about love. The story tells about a man and his wife live the poor life, but when Christmas comes, they wa…〔06-21〕
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→作文|There are many good Chinese gifts to give foreigners. They are all Chinese characteristic....…〔03-15〕
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→作文|The young and innocent me eager to grow up, I know it takes time to be independent. Age is a gift, so now I cherish every moment.…〔03-05〕
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